Insane Clown Posse - Piggie Pie Lyrics
"come And Get It! Woo!We Got Some Fresh Fills For Your Fat Chicken-ass To Snack On, *****!So Here, Start With A Slice Of This Fresh Piggy Pie, Mother*****er!"[violent J]The First Little Piggy, His House Is Made Of WoodHe Lives In A Chicken Turkey Piggy NeighborhoodHe Likes To ***** His Sister, And Drink His MoonshineA Typical Redneck Filthy *****in' SwineI Rode Into Town With My Axe In My HolsterEverybody Knows About The Wicked Piggy RoasterA Farmer At The Border, He Tried To Take Me OutI Drew My Ax With The Quickness, And Cut His Chicken Feathers OutWalked In The Village, And To The Piggy's PlaceHe Opened Up His Door, And Popped Me In The FaceAnd Blew Me Off The Porch, And Cracked My Head In HalfBut I'm A Juggalo, So It Only Made Me Laugh (hehe)Forty In Hand, I Rose From The DeadAnd Threw With All My Might, I Made A Ping Noise Off His HeadSince We Out West, I Had A Little FunAnd Pulled His *****in Tongue Out The Back Of His Cranium[chorus (1x)]Three Little Piggies, To Make A Piggy PieThere's Nothing Like The Sound When You Hear A Piggy DieI Might Use A Gun (no), I Might Use An Ax (yes)The Carnival's In Town, Come And Get Your Piggy Snacks![shaggy 2 Dope]The Second Little Piggy, His House Is Made Of BrickAnd This Little Piggy Is A Mother*****ing DickHe Sits On His Bench And Gets All The RespectBut If I Get A Chance, I'm Goin' Straight For The NeckHe Walked In The Room, And Everybody RoseLopped Off Bucket Chillin' Underneath My ClothesFirst They Let The Piggy, Now You Can Finally SitBut What This Piggy Don't Know Is He's About To Get His Neck WetNow I See The Bailiff, I'm Thinkin' What The *****?I Can Smoke This Room Before His Hearing Aid Will Pick It UpOld-ass Man, I Let Him Get AwayThat Tired Mother*****er Will Probably Die Tomorrow AnywayHere Come The Piggy, It's Time For My CaseHis Eyes Are Blood Red With A Wicked Lookin' FaceHe Saw My Joker's Smile, And Sentenced Me To DieSo I Ragged On The Bucket, Made It *****in' Rain Pork Rinds[chorus (2x)][violent J]The Last Little Piggy, His House Is Made Of GoldHe Lives In A Mansion On His Own Private RoadI Started Walking Down It, The Guard He Told Me WaitI Bounced Off His Head And Did A Jackie Chan Over The GateCuz This Little Piggy, Must Definitely FryI'm A Lop His Nugget Off And Toss It In The SkyAnd Then I Watch The Moon Take The Form Of The DevilAnd Pull It Out The Sky, And Beat It With A ShovelPeople In My City, They Fightin For They MealsHe Sleeps On A Mattress Stuffed With Hundred Dollar BillsHow Rich He Is The Devil, He Never Will Admit ItSo I'm A Take His Money Stack And Stuff His Face With ItOpened Up His Door, He's Sleeping In His BedI Grabbed A Brick Of Gold And Laid It Upside His HeadHe Begged For His Life, I Told Him It's Too LateAnd Took Away His Dough And Watched The Devil SuffercateCuz I Need...[chorus (4x)]
