Insane Clown Posse - Phat Or Wack? Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemenThe host of phat, uhh, phat or wack?Uhh your friend and mineBink chipperwink (applause)Hello everybodyIm bink chipperwinkAnd this is phat or wack!The rules are simpleEach one of our teams will play musicFrom their upcoming albumAnd the studio audience will judge by applauseNow lets meet our contestantsTeam number 1 from the southwest side of detroitThey are violent j and shaggy 2 dopeThe insane clown posse (boo!)And team number 2 from the east side of detroitThey are jamie madrox and the monoxide childTwiztid (boo!)Now lets play phat or wackAlright team number 1 firstThe insane clown posse, are you ready?Yeah, yeah Im ready bink, we readyWhat song are you gonna play for us?Terrible, naww umm***** the world, yeah yeahUhh, bink ***** the world, yupLadies and gentlemenThis is insane clown posse ***** the worldIts your turn to judgePhat or wack?*****, ***** that shit***** give it to meIf I only could Id set the world on fire (x3)Say ***** the world***** the world!***** em all***** em all***** you, ***** me, ***** us***** tom, ***** mary, ***** gus***** dairius***** the west coastAnd ***** everybody on the eastEat shit and dieOr ***** off at least***** pre-schoolers, ***** rulersKings and queens and gold jewelers***** wine coolers***** chickens, ***** ducksEverybody in your crew sucksPunk mutha*****s***** critics, ***** your reviewEven if you like me, ***** you!***** your mom, ***** your moms mama***** the beastie boys and the daili llama***** the rain forest, ***** a forest gumpYou probably like it in the rump***** a shoe pump***** the real dealAnd ***** all the fakes***** all 52 states, ooohAnd *****...(buzz) well, that sound means that your time is outLadies and gentlemen of the audienceIf you thought was phat lets hear a round of applause(crickets chirp)Ewww, Im sorryWell, that could mean only one thingThat shit was wack!(applause)Ok were gonna move right along hereTeam number 2, twiztidAre you gentlemen ready?Yeah we straightOk whats your first selection for us today?Hey, hey man they just hoed my shit***** the world was the shitDiemutha*****adieNaww, uh uhWe gonna come with 2nd hand sec, this on?2nd hand smoke, yeah yeah 2nd hand smokeAlright ladies and gentlemen prepare yourselfThis is twiztid, 2nd hand smokeYou be the judgePhat or wack?Free your mindI represent the east side, no peace***** the policeWe tell you to increase the deceased at leastA grown man tellin you something that he believePractice to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeveWhat the ***** *****, chuck *****Why you talkin shit?Better duck *****Before your dome get hitThis shit is twiztid deeper than that old french braidStickier than jam and jelly phased, kick itEverybody else real talkin bout somethingWhat you thought you heard *****,Can it, cause your frontinDead wrongDinner table conversationsLeavin you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasionsPart of the contamination of mind stateSleep in a dream, hopin its gone when I awakeMama think Im a play on play serial killaFruitloop biting my mind like godzillaWe survive like catapillas in cocoons and casketsStretch the industry like elasticSo fantastic, like the newport cigarette that I smokeHit the mother*****a till I chokeI brag and I boast about nothinDeath, dying, and hoes *****inSo understand that hes saying somethingNever be heard Im underground with the dirt and grimeSmashin heads be my reason for rhymeIm on time like a mother*****aLeavin you hangin in the forestStandin in some comfortable shifts like chuck norrisCheck the chorusSecond hand smoke when you breathRemember what I told you always believeYou relieve on the monoxide child and wildTravel the world on nine cloud screaming loudFree your mindBreath it in second hand smokeFree your mindBreath it in second hand smokeYou phony *****es wanna shut...(buzz)Oh times upAudience phat or wack?Applause please(one clap, then wind blowing)Ohh Im sorryIt seems that this audience also feelsThat shit was wack!Personally I think they both suck(applause)Ok back to contestants number 1Uhh hopefully this time gentlemenYoull come with somethinA little more likable for me and the audience(they *****in suck)Are you ready?Yeah man cmonYeah we ready fat *****Whats the name of your selection?Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawgThe shaggy show, cant failThats wack dawgAight then what?Mu*****in terrible...Aight hey we want you to play uhh terrible, binkHere it is, insane clown posse, terriblePhat or wack?Mutha*****aYou dont know shit do ya?You wouldnt know shitIf it ripped into your ugly ***** ass faceYou aint even begun to expierence drama mutha*****a your mamaYour mutha*****in big fat chicken faced assed mamaDont even know about this drama, mutha*****aOh my God look at that, turn it up pleasePoor nancy kerrigans sweet little kneesSomebody took a black thing and went thumpThats terrible we heard about it for monthsWhat about that one nobody guy that they foundDead in the grassWith his dick in his assUnless there was moreBut you wont recallCause michael jackson squeezed upOn some little kids ballsWhat you consider dramaAint all thatIts just that your wackWith your intergalactic satellite data compressYes, but we cant feed the homelessAnd then ojs wack story unfoldedEverybody watched that while okalahoma exploded900 good reasons why this world dont really careThats what it costs for a wheel chair!What you know bout terrible?Terrible, you dont know whats terribleTerrible, what you know bout terrible?Terrible, you dont know whats terrible...(buzz)Theres the buzzerAudience phat or wack?That shit was wack!Ohh you guys *****in suckYour momma sucks my dickOk well move back over here to team number 2Twiztid are you ready?Man ***** you we readyDo you have a song selected?Yeah we got a songWhat you wanna go withMan it dont matterThis mutha*****a (they booing everything)Yeah thats what Im sayinRock the dead, ***** itBink *****Bink ********** youThis is twiztid rock the deadPhat or wack?Wake up, float to the skyBring the wicked shit and the dead will ariseWake up, float to the skyBring the wicked shit and the dead will ariseCome onSpace and beyondMind dumpin in the yardI stoles your headstone from your grave plotConscience and confusedSeen tomorrows dreams on tonights newsFallin through a hole in the skyWill I die?You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and liesSteppin in the darknessWalkin through my conscienceLike an android I remain heartlessUnderground, and mental know me wellBring it to the white lights of the depths of hellWalk through the time flux hand and hand with clear mindChords are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimesPeel back the rhyme and examine the fruitRotten to the core buried in they best suitsMaggots crawling on they face,Eyes sunk in they headThrow your *****in arms up and rock the deadWake up, float to the skyBring the wicked shit and the dead will ariseWake up, float to the skyBring the wicked shit and the dead will ariseCome onGot me a mic, and now we ache like the deadAnd all we wanna do is rock the deadSo many thoughts runnin all through my headBut the only one thats clear is rock the...(buzz)Times upLadies and gentlemenPhat or wack?(silence)Ohh as that was some sort of surpriseThis audience feelsThat shit was wack!Ok were gonna mosey on back over to team number 1The insane clown posseFellas are you ready?Yeah, yeah we readyBut I want uhh everyone in the studio audienceTo know yall can suck my dick!Thats great, but uhh save the drama for your mommaMan Im bout to bring the drama to your mutha*****in chinPunk ass *****Im scared, bring itNow this is your last chanceDo you have a selection ready?Man ***** itLets hit em up with another love songYeah theyll probably like the ***** shitUhh another love song *****Ok ladies and gentlemenThis is insane clown posse another love songPhat or wack?Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayinI mean you got carried away in the momentAnd I could forgive you...i could do thatI could do anything if I wanted toI could buy you a lexus truckWith a white leather interior (I could)I could kill off some bears and dogs and shitJust to make you a fur coatI could love you and treat you with class (oh yeah)And have babies fallin all out your assBut thinkin about thatI feel Id rather kill youCause I got you in my carYou aint goin no were ***** your deadId rather cut that neck in halfId rather choke out that ***** assId rather chop and never stopBecause you *****ed my homieId rather cut that neck in halfId rather choke out that ***** assId rather chop and never stopBecause you *****ed my homie...(buzz)Well that was a good song, (fart) notWell audience you built the casketTime to nail it shutPhat or wack?That shit was wack!Well thats gonna do it for insane clown posse its time for you guys to hit the doorCause youre definitely wackMan ***** you, ***** the show, ***** the audience (ok)All yall can ***** offMan ***** yallYo jeckel brothers out may 25th juggalosYeah, yeah, yeah***** off, ***** off, ***** offAlright dont let the door hit you on the assWeve seen it all beforePeople come here so eagerAnd leave so bitter (hahaha)On to team number 2Ok twiztid heres your last chanceAre you ready?Man we should ***** you upNegative mutha*****aWhats the selection youre gonna play?Uhh we got whatthe*****Umm theres a few but Im tellin you manTheres crazy booin, crazyIm like it dont matterHow does it feel? bink *****How does it feel?It probably feels wackLadies and gentlemenHow does it feel?Phat or wack?How does it feel to be youHow does it feel to feel the way you doIts so decisiveAnd I dont care if you like or you hate meI know you mutha*****as bout to underrate meHow does it feel to be youHow does it feel to feel the way you doIts so decisiveAnd I dont care if you like or you hate meI know you mutha*****as bout to underrate meYou label me a paranoid schizophrenicKnown on this planet for 2 thingsTalkin shit and automaticMind gets transferred in little walks through the woodsBury you alive if I couldRobin through the hood with a body in the trunkUnidentified because hes known as a chumpI hear him keep talking junk in my earBut nobody else can hearI look around and Im feeling weirdPalms are sweaty Im about to black outLast chance but nothing could stop this twiztid sproutIm all about mad cussing***** you and the red martianPeon wrecking and skull crushingTurning *****es to dust and when I recite you folks dieLike I creep in the night, I let your soul flySo high that I never touch groundMake it so your bodies never foundAnother unsolved mysteryLooking for some nobodyEvery single night on tvTry to get me to seeMy eyes closed and rolled backHoldin a thought deep in my mind about a car jackAnother break down in the middle of the streetPeople just kept moving they feetTreat me like a freak, so how am supposed to actSo when you see me mutha*****a...(buzz)Theres the buzzerAudience how did that feel?That shit was wack!Tell me about itTwiztid beat it (man you beat it)Get the hell outta here (naww ***** that)We been here all dayThree strikes and your outJune 22nd fool twiztid mostastelessYeah I know, go aheadYeah you know, you dont know nuthin *****Let the door closeOk ladies and gentlemenWere not gonna leave you with all that wacknessSo as the credits rollWed like you to enjoyThe all time grand champion danny kNow this is what real music is aboutUntil next timeIm burt chipperwolfAnd this has been phat or wack(some wack rapping)Promotional consideration paid forBy island slash psychopathicIf for any reason you should care for or likeOne of the groups that was wackMight I suggest you go pick up one of their albumsThe insane clown posse uhhEntitled the amazing jeckel brothersWhich will be in stores nationwide may 25thOr twiztid mostastelessWhich will be in stores nationwide june 22ndAs always wed like to thank you for yourParticipation in watching this fine television program thats copyright 1999
