Insane Clown Posse - My Kind Of ***** Lyrics
My kind of ***** aint like your *****Cuz my ***** dont ***** at allMy ***** dont blink, she dont even thinkAbout money or *****in mallMy kind of ***** dont fix her hairShe dont care about what she wearsCuz shes much too busy pulling the wormsOut her butt, she aint bathed in yearsMy kind of *****, Ill never forgetWe forced met on a oujia boardMiss crabber damned, she would chew on snakesAnd swallow a ninja swordI said, hey *****, how do you do?Some *****s call me violent jShe picked her nose and flicked it at meSmiled and was on her way, my kind of *****My kind of *****My kind of ***** dont fix her hairShe dont care about what she wearsMy kind of ***** dont fix her hairShe dont care about what she wears***** that!My kind of ***** has a hole in her neckAnd has to talk like this I love youShe can drink through it, ya get used to itIt whistle every time we kissMy kind of ***** gots one good tittieThe other ones skinny and redShe can make the one jiggleThe other one dont do shit but just sit their deadMy kind of ***** has a wooden eyeWith a nail sticking half way outIt once caught a fire and we all had to spitIn her face just to put it outMy kind of ***** is a little loopyAnd her ass might droop a bitBut I scoop that loop and fold the flopAnd I ***** that pile of shit, my kind of *****My kind of *****My kind of ***** gots one good tittieThe other ones skinny and redMy kind of ***** gots one good tittieHello? um, my name is j. Im from detroit. Im looking for a girl,Whos, um, dead. um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my*****es. which include, um, dipping your titties in faygo andSlapping my face with them. um, jumping from the dresser and landingOn my balls. uh...My kind of ***** waits till I sleepThen run and ***** my friendsAnd everytime I break her legsThen give my homies ends (haha whats up, man!)She shot me once and stabbed my neckAnd even broke my noseBut I lick her from her crooked neckDown to her stringy toes, my kind of *****My kind of *****My kind of ***** waits till I sleepThen run and ***** my friendsMy kind of ***** waits till I sleep then...Hello? uh, my name is shaggs, and Im lookin for a girl with aBig big fat *****in ass. and titties. and a big fat *****in ass.And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched.And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the sameTime, thats a must. and Im looking for a girl who can stretchTitties and stuff em in her ass.***** yeah, mother*****erIm looking for a *****Im looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of *****)We can have picnics under the moonIn the graveyardWe can have picnics under my house (my kind of *****)Im looking for a girl to die withIf youre already dead, thats coolYou can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of *****)Im looking for a girl to squeeze meIm looking for a girl to squeeze my ballsLet me squeeze your neckThis is lisa. Ive been a bad, bad girl.