Horrible Histories - Divorced, Beheaded, Died Lyrics
Divorced, beheaded and diedDivorced, beheaded, survivedI'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wivesSome might say I ruined their livesCatherine of Aragon was oneShe failed to give me a sonI had to ask her for a divorceThat broke her poor heart, of courseYoung Anne Boleyn, she was twoHad a daughter, the best she could doI said she flirted with some other manAnd off for the chop went dear AnneLovely Jane Seymour was threeThe love of a lifetime for meShe gave me a son, little Prince EdThen poor old Jane went and dropped deadDivorced, beheaded and diedDivorced, beheaded, survivedI'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wivesSome might say I ruined their livesAnne of Cleves came at fourI fell for the portrait I sawThen laid eyes on her face and cried 'She's a horse! I must have another divorce! 'Catherine Howard was fiveA child of nineteen, so aliveShe flirted with others, no way to behaveThe axe sent young Cath to her graveCatherine Parr she was lastBy then all my best days were pastI lay on my deathbed, aged just fifty-fiveLucky Catherine the last stayed alive(I mean, how unfair! )Divorced, beheaded and diedDivorced, beheaded, survivedI'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wivesYou could say I ruined their lives.
