Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off Lyrics
Watch out world, I’m a man at easeFree to do whatever when I wantLonely heathland here I comeDeathless useless bracken underfootHappy days are here againIt’s just like I’m fourteen againAnd I can’t cope but don’t tell your mumNot while she’s got Medicine Head on the phoneI need pills to help me sleepAnd I need pills to wake me up as wellFactory Prankster Of The YearOnce upon a time and a halfTime and a halfTurned up (turned up)Clocked on (clocked on)Turned up, clocked on, laid offTurned up (turned up)Clocked on (clocked on)Turned up, clocked on, laid offThere’s people who can’t spell ‘weird’ rightDriving round with thousands in the bankBut I get by, got a lot on my mindI get by, got allotments on my mindThe three men I admire mostThe Father, Son and Mickie MostTook the last train for the coastAnd rendezvoused with Peter GlazeTo kill Don MacleanTurned up (turned up)Clocked on (clocked on)Turned up, clocked on, laid offTurned up (turned up)Clocked on (clocked on)Turned up, clocked on, laid offSign on with no hope in your heartWhen you walk through a storm, you get wet