Half Man Half Biscuit - Moody Chops Lyrics
Hey there moody chopsYou’ve gone and got national acclaimHey there moody chopsYour attitude can never be the sameYou can never be surly again‘Cos if you write another song about down in the dumpsThe people gonna say: “Hey! What gives you the humps?â€You could be drinking muddy waterSleeping in hollow logsBut no you’ve got national acclaimHey there moody chopsWhat you gonna sing about next?Hey there moody chopsYou’re gonna have to change the textNo more caterwauling in a minor keyYou’re gonna have to croon about the ZuiderzeeAnd its total reclamation by twenty-o-threeNow you’ve got wads of the stuffNow you got national acclaimAlright boys, fill the skip…You’re gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeveYour mumbling, you’re gonna have to leave behindYou’re gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketchYou’ll have to join Jools for the jam sketchOh moody chopsOh moody chopsMoody chopsOh moody chopsHey moody chopsMmm Moody chopsYou’ve gone and got national acclaimYou done got national acclaimYou…