Guttermouth - Power Up Lyrics
The son of God once showed his faceUpon my tortillaSince that day, my faiths renewedHe wont let me faulterHe guides me down a golden pathHe shields me from sinWithout the spirit lifes meaninglessIll go the distance with himIve been to the point of no returnSuggestive poster on my wallId participate in gluttonyGreed and wanton lustI cheated on my s.a.t.sOnce I double parkedIf you asked then for a cigarretteThere was a good chance I had oneThere was a good chance that I had oneOh yeah, theres a chance that I had oneOh yeah, theres a chance that I had oneYeah. Id sloth around in my underwearsJust watching tvMy former friends they stay out lateThey drink and carry on (thats wrong)They go on dates with party girlsAnd stay in cheap motelsI stay home and try to better myselfBy burning science booksOnce I tried to masturbateAnd finger my own assWhen I marry Ill procreateHands off myself till thenChristmas, easter, theyre okBut the meaning has been lostRemember friend it wasnt santaOh yeah, it wasnt santaOh yeah, it wasnt santaOh yeah. I serve the lord at the telethonReady to man the phonesFor him Ill always vote pro-lifeThose critics should be bombedPower ups here to lead the flockLead to salvation (army)Jesus christ superstarIs my favorite song