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Guttermouth - Lemon Water Lyrics

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  • (chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people
  • The deranged should be caged
  • What is wrong with people
  • It must be them cant you see
  • That it couldnt be me
  • Where their road ends
  • Thats where mine begins
  • Theres a giant hole in my heart
  • But all I have to do
  • Is fill it up with alcohol
  • It closes all the holes
  • It hides all my boredom
  • And subdues my restlessness
  • It enhances my personality
  • But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings
  • When I would normally have just one
  • It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate
  • And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar
  • Who orders 2 waters with lemon
  • And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song
  • When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls parking it next to me at the bar
  • Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon
  • (chorus)
  • and Im ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar
  • but thats ok because to me other peoples kids are fine
  • so its no surprise that its parents are ordering water with lemon
  • and a root beer for the child
  • do you ever find yourself striving for perfection
  • with a virtually worthless attempt at it
  • and is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly
  • sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate
  • not that Ive actually met anyone
  • its just a matter of listening to their conversations and assuming that you hate them
  • when of coarse that probably isnt true
  • because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to
  • (chorus)
  • oh here we go a couple a few tables down just ordered lunch
  • the guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger with fruit instead of fries
  • and his husky date is just having a saladit must be their first date
  • and what goes better with rabbit food than ice water with a slice of lemon
  • sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world I would be a magician
  • no than I would hate myself more than I already do
  • but at least then I could make all of these people in the bar be more like me
  • or even make them befriend me but then again I could become one of them
  • and only then would I understand the befits
  • of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water
  • (chorus)

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