Guttermouth - Chaps My Hide Lyrics
A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hashOh, I forgot to wipeIts warm outside, a pony rideA drive across the country sideA side of flan, a marathonThe porks a little rareBlueberry tarts, then come wet fartsThe chaffing in my dairy airBull leg strut, monkey buttBull leg strut, monkey buttYou know what chaps my hideRiding bikes when its hot outsideIsnt that *****edI sure feel like a schmuckWhen people scream look at himMonkey butt has set inA rash around my peckerMy balls and butt