Guttermouth - A Day At The Office Lyrics
Out in the backyard yesterdayTrimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the poolThe power cord got a little close to water edgeAnd sent 10,000 volts down little billys spineHe was only nineBetter luck next timeWoke up one sunday afternoonThe families gone on a hunting trip for caribouBroke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roofI slipped and fell and landed on the groundNo one was aroundWhen will I be foundIm sure not glad it happenedBut Im happy as can beThat it look the life from someone elseBetter than meBought a home right by the plantThey said shed never blow again like she did beforePerhaps they spoke a bit too soonCause half passed noonShe blew like hell and then the sky turned redToxins overhead everybodys dead, everybodys deadPleasant dreams and thanks for listening