Gluecifer - Put Me On A Plate Lyrics
I'm a full three course tonight I'm a tummy rollercoaster allrightDrowned in sauce, egg on top, all the sides with a big fat butter dollopI'm a full *****in dinner to night, outta sight all right(ext)Why don't you go right on and put me on a plate nowPut me on a plate nowI am done and ready to eatYou can sit right down and dig into the good stuffso good that you can never get enoughgot me tickling from my head to my feetI'm like butter on the toast just right Like the gravy on the roast so rightBook yourself a table for a weekday lunch Call the maitre' dee know you got that hunchPeek into the kitchen you can hear what it says Bring a big napkin this is gonna be a big messWhy don't you go right on and put me on a plate nowPut me on a plate nowI am done and ready to eatYou can sit right down and dig into the good stuffso good that you can never get enoughgot me tickling from my head to my feetGrab a knife and fork and spoon Got a table ready at noonHave a grape or Have a prune Come alone or bring a goonLike a wham bam leg o lamb egg and chips and ham Like a ding dong sing song bangin on the gongLike a woo hoo kung fu pepper in a curry stew Tick tock bomb clock ready for the food shock
