Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm Lyrics
Ray collins (vocals)Jimmy carl black (drums)Billy mundi (drums)Roy estrada (bass)Don preston (keyboards)Bunk gardner (woodwinds)Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)(Im dreaming...)Theres a bomb to blow yo mommy up,A bomb for yo daddy too! (ouch!)A baby doll that burps n pees;A case of airplane glue!Theres a hungry plastic troll,To scarf yo buddys arm!Theres a box of ugly plastic things marked:Uncle bernies farmTheres a little plastic congressTheres a nation you can buy!Theres a doll that looks like mommy(shell do anything but cry) (yes, sir)Theres a doll that looks like daddy(hes a funny little man...Push a button n ask fo money:Theres a dollar in his hand!) (check his wallet)We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission!Christmas dont make it no more!Dontcha know that murder an destructionScream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in new york)Theres a man who runs the countryTheres a man who tried to thinkAnd theyre all made out of plastic(when they melt, they start to stink)Theres a book with smiling children,Nearly dead with christmas joysAnd smiling in his officeIs the creep who makes the toys(they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dyingYou got little plastic pools of bloodHo-ho-ho-ho-ho (Im dreaming...)...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...Theres this other thing, i...I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrenchAnd comes with a tape recorder...I got plastic brass knucklesWith sound effectsWe got a 39 chevy...
