Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival Lyrics
FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison,Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised.Vinnie: Cough!FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon nylon heavy duty. Okay . . . Light blue cotton with tinyskid . . . . That's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottomparts of those pants are welded together. Okay let's try this, alice blue nylon. . .Vinnie: These smell like the same ones I had last night.FZ: For those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones hehad last night. Did you like them? You don't like those?Vinnie: Maybe they are, maybe she's following us around.FZ: Black Nylon!Vinnie: Ooooohhhh please!FZ: Black Nylon, re . . . e-hem, registring a 19 on the Richter scale.Vinnie: Oh, God . . . gotta keep on . . . hah hah, it's *****in' disgusting!FZ: These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with somecorrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it.Vinnie: China syndrome.FZ: What?Vinnie: China Syndrome!FZ: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! Awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen.Vinnie: Oorhh, nehh. (hack, hack)FZ: Blue with the little embroidered things on the front.Vinnie: This smells like armpits. Ugh . . .FZ: Okay who wins? Those belong to Chuck Eldridge.Ike: Hi.FZ: Sorry.
