Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain Lyrics
You are the girlSomebody inventedIn a grim little officeOn madison ave.They were specificThey made you terrific:Red lips;Blue eyes;Blonde hair;Un-wise --Youre all-american,And, darling, they said soYoud take any kind of pain from me,Wouldnt you, baby?Youd take any kind of pain from me,Wouldnt you, baby?Since you havent got a brain,Let me just explain:Any kind of painIs never a maybeHer heads full of bubbles;Her nose is petite!She looks like she neverGets nothin to eat!She dines with actors,n wall street characters:Dull talk;Nice clothes --See her?She blows --Shes so importantcause he gets to do talk shows --And shed take any kind of pain from me,Wouldnt you, bobby?Shed take any kind of pain from me,Wouldnt you, bobby?Since you havent got a name,Let me just explain:Any kind of painIs probably her hobbyShe has moves up now;Shes come a long way --They give her bunchesOf words she can say!When shes in a bold mood,confinement loaf sounds good --Thats right,Shes wrong!Lets endHer song(it seems shes everywhereWe just cant escape her --Is this a miracle of pure evolution?And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --She brings the 80sTo a thrilling conclusion!)Yes, shes every bit as tame as me,Isnt she tender?Yes, shes every bit as lame as me,Let us remember,She gets only half the blameOnly half the blameOnly half the blameUnless we extend her --
