Fairport Convention - Million Dollar Bash Lyrics
Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous GeorgeAnd Turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forgedAnd his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cashYou're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's(Chorus)Ooh baby, ooh-eeOoh baby, ooh-eeIt's that million dollar bashEverybody from right now go over there and backThe louder they come, well the bigger they crackCome now, ?sweet pea?, and don't forget the flashWe're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash(Chorus)Well, I took my counsellor out to the barnSilly Nelly was there, she told him a yarnThen along came Jones and emptied the trashEverybody went down to that million dollar bash(Chorus)Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my ?sloes? won't takeI get up in the morning, bit too early to wakeFirst it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", they push and they crashBut everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash(Chorus)Well, I looked at my watch then I looked at my wristsPunched myself in my face with my fists and ITook my taters back a-home to be mashedBut then I made it right on to that million dollar bash(Chorus)(Chorus)(Chorus
