Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) Lyrics
Music by elton johnLyrics by bernie taupinReleased as a uk b-side in november, 1973Sitting here on christmas eve with a brandy in my handOh Ive had a few too many and its getting hard to standI keep hearing noises from my fireplaceI must be going crazy or the brandys won the raceAnd I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess whos hereYour fat and jolly friend draws nearHo ho ho, surprise, surpriseThe bearded weirdys just arrivedHo ho ho, guess whos hereYour fat and jolly friend draws nearHo ho ho, surprise surpriseThe bearded wierdys just arrivedOn my roof theres snorting sounds, and bells inside my headMy visions blurred with colour, and all he sees is redTheres a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flueAnd the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room