Elio E Le Storie Tese - John Holmes Lyrics
When I was just a boyeveryone made fun of mejust because my penis was enormousmy mom said it was gorgeusI work in a circusbecause of my penisand everybody says no problembecause my penis makes my livingnow I've become a famous actorand even though I'm just a slave to loveI bought myself a rasta Harleynow I'm a slave to my new HarleyI got it from Bob Marleyit's rasta 'cause it was Bob Marley'ssometimes I reggae with Ziggy MarleyI will relaunch the silent moviebecause Bob told me that it's groovyand if you see the footy jumps... (non si capisce una sega)John Holmes, life devoted to the cinemaJohn Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)Twelve inches, he's one foot of artistic realitythat is what attracted all the criticsnot my acting ability because they simply don't get itI don't speak 'cause I eat spaghettiand so my face is normally off-screenall of the people still come to adore meand now they've made me into a big starI relaunched the silent moviebecause I am silentand even if I had been born dumbI'd have relaunched the dumb movieand if I had been born XXXI'd have relaunched the XXX movieI am your fire and your Venusbecause I'm acting with my penisand so my penis makes my livingmy penis is very forgivingall my Harley don't forgive meand I'm asking for forgivenessyes yes my Harley don't forgive meand I'm asking for forgivenessOk, come on....John Holmes, life devoted to the cinemaJohn Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)Che bello... il cazzo... sborare... minchia...
