Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary Of Horace Wimp Lyrics
Monday:late again,today,hed be in trouble thoughHed say he was sorry,hed have to hurry out the bus.Tuesday:horace was so sad,hed never had a girl that heCould care for,and if he was late once more,hed be out.ChorusDont be afraid,just knock on the door,Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin.Then a voice from above said--Horace wimp,this is your life,Go out and find yourself a wife.Make a stand and be a man,And you will have a great life plan.Wednesday:horace met a girl,she was small and sheWas very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.Thursday:asks her for a date,the cafe down the streetTomorrow evening,his head was reeling,When she said yes o.k.Repeat chorusFriday:horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe theyCould marry,when she says gladly. horace cries.Sunday:everybodys at the church,when horaceRushes in and says now here come my wife,For the rest of my life. and she did.Repeat chorus