Electric Light Orchestra - Diary Of Horace Wimp Lyrics
= ===== == ====== ====Monday:Late again,today,he'd be in trouble thoughhe'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.Tuesday:Horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that hecould care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out. CHORUS Don't be afraid,just knock on the door, Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. Then a voice from above said-- "Horace Wimp,this is your life, Go out and find yourself a wife. Make a stand and be a man, And you will have a great life plan."Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and shewas very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the streettomorrow evening,his head was reeling,when she said "Yes O.K." Repeat ChorusFriday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe theycould marry,when she says "gladly." Horace cries.Sunday:Everybody's at the church,when Horacerushes in and says "Now here come my wife,for the rest of my life." and she did. Repeat Chorus