Eazy E - Merry Mutha*****in X-mas Lyrics
[uncle dolamite]Come on over hunnieAnd give your uncle dolamite a kiss[*kissing sounds*]Well what you want baby?[baby]Would you tell me a story?[uncle dolamite]You want me to tell you a story?[baby]Hell yeah![other baby]Me too![uncle dolamite]Yes hunnie Im a tell you a storyAbout the bad ass eazy-eHe was drinkin whisky and gin at the age of threeListen and listen wellHes a bad muthafu-[mother]Gimmie that God damn book!Here let me read you this oneChrismas in comptonIt was a silent night, yes a holy nightUntil mr. claus turned into santa mutha*****in right?[carolers]Deck the halls with balls of holyFa la la la la la la la laTis the season to be jolly....[eazy-e]Merry chrismas mutha*****a![*gun shots*]Merry mutha*****in chrismas and a ho ho ho!While Im ridin that cot under the missle toeNow dashin through the snowIn a candy right top 6-4Over the hills I goLaughin at this hoeNuts on rich and ringsMakin me feel rightOh what fun it is to knowThat Im gonna get this ***** tonightSo ring them bells, ring them bellsShes takin it all the wayOh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this wayHey ring them bells, ring them bellsShes takin it all the wayOh what fun it is to nut, while shes suckin my dickOh yay!Tis the season to get busyCompton crime lickAnd Im smokin on this stick.[santa]Ho ho ho come sit on my faceIm mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismasHo ho.[menajahtwa]I want a slay rideA cd playerA fifty rum? ? ? and Im gonna cumA vcr ? ? ? ? some porno flicksRudolph the red nose reindeer? ? ? like a everlastin gobstoper? ? ? poppaI dig a hoCrack a doughBy the nuts oh? ? ? ? *****in in tha snowI made him drop to his kneesYeah you know whats upI said heres some candy canes eatem up? ? ? ? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.[]All I want for chrismas is my two front teethMy two front teeth, my two front teethAll I want for chrismas is my two front teethYo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.[buck wheat]Buck wheat is a waskalThats no chrismasAnd all the toys, boys and girls***** ya wishesI got happy over joy in this mutha*****aNo indo under my tree so santa be a sucka? ? ? when I was young I was the only kidWho had enough guts to beGood ole hearin on the eastId stay awake just to let america knowThat santa was a fakeI used to believe in saint dick when elvis was aliveBut all the *****in bullshit got played when I was fiveYears oh just stay young, bold datinSingin silent night carolin recietinNow all I want for chrismas is my indo wreathI got my two front teethUncle eazy be the ? ? ? ?Just spread me a leafLittle kids dont cryWhen you find out the santa claus is just a *****in lye.[eazy-e]On the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to meThree pounds of indoTwo birds of cocaineAnd a a mutha*****in k *****.[]Eazy-e oh eazy-eShow us how you treat those *****esI saw mommy *****in eazy-e.[eazy-e]Close the door little *****Im gettin these draws.[]Im a tell my daddy if ya ass dont stop.[eazy-e]I dont give a *****Im gettin chrismas caughtHo ho ho and away I go.[]Oh saint nick got a dick like a hoWell wheres this ? ? ? ?[eazy-e]Shut the ***** up *****esAnd go back to sleep.[]Yo black what you want for christmas?Yo black I want a job? ? ? corn on the cobBut a nigga will eat them chicken, andChitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some foodWhos climbin in my windowSmokin up indoMy carin and high make a high know[*a lot of mumblin*]Yo black what you want for christmas?Yo black I want some cashSo I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.[]A rump pa pump pumpA rump pa pump pump[every one]Merry mutha*****in chrismasMerry mutha*****in chrismasMerry mutha*****in chrismasAnd have a *****ed up new year (x4)[eazy-e]You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!![mother]And they all went to prisonAnd lived *****ed up lives ever afterThe end
