Duran Duran - 911 Is A Joke Lyrics
Now I dialed nine one one a long time agoDont you see how late theyre reactinThey only come, and they come when they wannaSo get the morgue truck em back the gonerThey dont care cause they stay paid anywayThey treat you like an ace that cant be betrayedI know you stumble with no use peopleIf your life is on the line, then youre dead todayLate comings with the late comin stretcher -Thats a body bag in disguise - yall Ill betchaI call em body snatchersQuick they come to fetch you -With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect yaThey are the kings cos they swing amputationLose your arms your legs the famous compilationI can prove it to you watch the rotationIt all adds up to a funky situationGet up, get get down911 is a joke in yo townGet up, get get downLate 911 wears the late crown(chorus)(ow)911 is a joke , 911 is a jokeEveryday they dont never come correctYou can ask my man right here with the broken neckHes a witness to the job never bein doneHe wouldve been in full effect , 911Is a joke because their always jokinThey the token to your life when its croakinThey need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 -Is a joke we dont want emI call a cab cause a cab will come quickerThe doctors huddle up and call a flea flickerThe reason that I say that cause theyFlick you off like fleasThey be laughin at ya while youre crawlin on our kneesAnd to the strength, so go the lengthThinkin you are first when you really are tenthYou better wake up and smell the real flavorCause 911 is a fake life saver(chorus) (chorus)Ow, ow 911 is a joke911 is a joke,911 is a joke,911 is a joke, 911 is a joke.(get up, get get down)911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke(get up, get get down)911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke(get up, get get down)Ooooh, yeahh
