Dolly Parton - A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place Lyrics
It's just a little bitty pissant country placeAin't nothin' much to seeNo drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can beIt's just a piddly squatin' old time country placeAin't nothing to hide at allJust lots of good will and maybe one small thrillBut there's nothing dirty going onNothing dirty going onWe get simple farmers, local business menCongress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sinNow we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was highBut pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dryChorus:It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to seeNo drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can beIt's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at allJust lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going onI don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ballThey got homes and husbands, they're not stable at allYou know they don't understand a thing about a proper business dayNow what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods awayRepeat ChorusKeep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neatAnd don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the streetMind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other toolsCause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rulesYea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rulesRuby, Ray start em!Beds are not to be wallowed inThat's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs doAnd it don't make money!Betrix!I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples businessEloise honey!And please don't show us no tattoosNo hearts and flowers on your thighIt's downright tackyBrands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona'sDo you catch my drift?I pay the food and the rent and the utilitiesYou keep your mind on your work responsibilitiesDon't let your mouth overload your capabilitiesAnd we can get alongDawn!Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right nowTatty Joe!I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cowLindy Lue!Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sickAnd every time you hear that bell...You better get here double quickAnd as for pimpsPimps are something you don't needTo get your daily business doneAre you listening good?Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobesAnd I know how to use a gunAnd nobody messes with my girlsAnd any questions you might have about the way I run this placeDon't grip and whine behind my backJust tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it allThen go upstairs and pack, the door's that wayShe pays the food and the rent and the utilitiesWe keep our mind on our work responsibilitiesDon't let your mouth overload your capabilitiesAnd we can get alongRepeat ChorusIt's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to seeNo drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can beIt's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at allJust lots of good will and maybe one small thrillJust lots of good will and maybe one small thrillJust lots of good will and maybe one small thrillBut there's nothing dirty going onNothing dirty going on
