Coup - Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night Lyrics
[Boots]Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticultureIgnited it, and said, ";I hope the vapors don't insult ya";What I replied denied, but he mixin weed and hopHis head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lotBored, said, ";We need a plot,"; I comply, ";Let's leave the spot";Hopped in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I gotHis name is ";hay-zoos"; but his pimp name is ";gee-zus";Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis";Nigga don't you know that I'm your daddy?"; said heThis is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree";Never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around";This man my momma had found taught me to put it downI press the gas to the ground to show that I'm a houndMakin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the townThirty years ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quickBut now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dickPhilosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chipsAnd now he puttin' in a disk of Gladys Knight and the PipsThen that shit starts to skip, he said, ";Somebody musta scratch it";Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchetWell since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessonssmack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questionsRelationship reduction to either rock the box or suctionAin't got no close potnahs, socially I cain't functionFrom the pen he would scribe, on how to survive:";Don't be Microsoft, be Macintosh with a Hard Drive";Used to tell me all the time to keep a ***** brokeDid I mention that my momma was his number one hoe?Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dashand wheezed out, "
