Chris Crocker - Best Of Both Worlds Lyrics
[Intro speaking part]It's Chris Crocker ...(It's so hard to play guitar with these press-on nails!)'What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?Just like New York City, oh, the ball's gonna drop ...All these men keep staring, but I'm just a big fraud ...(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)DO ya want CHRIS? (want it, want it)Now I'm gettin' rowdy as my knees hit the groundHe never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down ...I'm flirtin' with his worldHe thinks I'm his girl, but there's more than meets the eyeFootball and shiny pearls.. It's the best of both worldsAnd it's all between my thighs.. Let's go to a church and then I'll show them my split ...(I will pray to God that they don't see this big clit)Twirlin' my blonde hairGirls like me are everywhere ...(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)Do you want CHRIS? (want it, want it)Now I'm gettin' pouty as my knees hit the groundHe never knew what BIT him ...Turn that frown upside down ...I'm just another.. hopeless romanticUsing my ploys to get the boysWhat's the difference if you find me attractive?Ask yourself what you want ... I'm flirtin' with his worldHe thinks I'm his girl, but there's more than meets the eyeFootball and shiny pearls ... It's the best of both worlds-And it's all between my thighs ...
