Catie Curtis - Preacher Lyrics
I am the preacher, I'm on TVGod has cable and he is watching meTune in on Sunday mornings at thenI can save you if you just send in:Five hundred dollars to save a single soulIt doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're oldWe need all the money to fight the holy warSo if you are a sinner, well, you'd better send some moreI am the preacher's wife, I am looking finecause God loves me--I'm younger all the timeThese diamonds and pearls, they came from aboveAnd you will feel the love, write to us care of:Five hundred dollars to save a single soulIt doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're oldWe need all the money to buy the holy wineSo if you are a sinner, well, you'd better not waste timeI am the new age guru of the dayI can heal you with everything I sayCome to the center, buy my videoJoin the family, come on, let go!Of five hundred dollars to save a single soulIt doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're oldYou need to give the money to find your inner peaceAnd you will reach enlightenment within eleven weeks
