Canibus - Shove This Jay-oh-bee Lyrics
[canibus]Yo 6 oclock every morning you waking up yawningTo the sound of your alarm clock alarmAbout an hour from nowYou should be at the place of employmentWhich is annoying cause its so boringYour co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore themIt affects your occupational performanceYou wonder why your work load is so enormousBecause your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole officePeople get depressed, they get ulcersFrom the stress that the corporate environment causesRegardless of how you ultimately wanna solve thisSeems to me like youve got one of four choices:You could take a new job offer for more chipsStick it out a little longer or forfeitBut my advice to anybody that wants to quitItll feel much better if you say it like this:[biz markie]Take this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job, take this job, take this job and shove it[canibus]Yo, if your boss is a s-o-bTell him to s-h-o-v-e the j-o-bPut your middle finger up slowlyPut it close enough to his face so he can examine it closelySay I aint workin here no moreWho do you think you are?Rip your apron off, throw it on the floorRun to the door, to the payphoneMake a toll-free callTell your spouse what happened and where you areSo they can come and get you in the car later onAnd help you search for a new 9 to 5 jobIf the unemployment line aint that longYou can take your time printin out w-9 formsEventually, youll get on if you try hard enoughAnd youll get money if you keep punchin your time card enoughMaybe you hate it, maybe you love itBut if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to[biz markie]Take this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job, take this job, take this job and shove it[canibus]Yo, some occupations are like slave gigsThe boss is favored and get placed in something spaciousWhile the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spacesOr get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscatedYou constantly waitin for a paycheckTwelve months passed by and you still aint get paid yetHeres a optimistic mottoIf you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrowMost 9 to 5s are hardCause the description in the job aint no picnic in the parkPeople get hiredDrink coffee to stay wiredSo they dont get tired, sleep late, and get fired[biz markie]You came in late, you already ate,Nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!? ? ![canibus]Ay, yo bust it, aint no need to discuss itJust take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks[biz markie]Take this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreTake this job, take this job, take this job and shove itTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreAh ah ah ah ahahah ahI aint workin here no moreTake this job and shove itI aint workin here no moreAy ay ay ayee ayI aint workin here no moreCanibus and the bizIts comin from canibus and the bizIts comin from canibus and the bizFrom, from canibus and the biz
