Butthole Surfers - 22 Going On 23 Lyrics
Woman: I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a while.Man: Well, We're glad you kept tryingWoman: Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted...sexually,and ever since then, I've been having trouble sleeping.Man: How old are you?Woman: I'm 22 going on 23Man: Medicine...Counseling...Anxiety...Sleep Programming..Medicine...Sleep Programming..Anxiety...Counseling...Medicine...SleepProgramming...Depression...Anxiety...(etc.)Woman: Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams, to try and putendings on thedreams, like I come out a winner. But everytime i try to do that, Ijust...don't get anywhere. Itseems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night, andthat's why I'm up so late.Woman: And I watch one soap opera a day. And if he happens to walk inthe house, I'mparanoid. I just jump up and turn off the TV. Except he says, "Is thatall you're gonna do allday, just sit around and watch TV?" And I love to travel, so I'vementioned traveling to him.And finances are no problem. But he says that he did all the travelingthat he wanted to do whilehe was in the service.
