Bootsy Collins - 1st One 2 The Egg Wins (The Human Race) Lyrics
Now on your markGet setWe're offOh, the st one the egg wins baby(Oh no, i'm gonna win! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!)1st one the egg, 1st one the egg(Get outta my way pent head)(Get outta my way!)Once ejaculationHas occuredThe sperm enters the uterusIn the curveI'll be dang if you pent headsCan out swim meCos' life is my reguardSo let it beNo penetrated by the spermThe egg comes resistent to othersSo you know i had to get the firstTo give my sister a brotherWe are the human raceIf it ain't legalGet out of my faceLife's too shortFor eternal abuseAnd if thinkin' is illegalThen you got an excuseThere are winners here among usThere are some of us just lunchin'If you keep doin' whatcha doin'You know you better watch outIt's your life that you're losin'Only out of millions sperm cellsConnect to make a babySurroundin' the sperm the eggFused to make a single cellThe sperm has now fertilized the eggUgh, it's time for the countdown bubbaOh, i'm right on time bubba1st one to the egg(I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win)(Yeah, I'm a genius)1st one to the egg(Get outta my way pent-head)Ah conceptionAlso called fertilizationIs the union of the ovum and the spermTo produce conceptus babyOnce ejaculationHas occuredThe sperm enters the uterusVia the curveLookin' like tadpolesWith tiny tailsThey must swim their fastestOr be left in hell, babyOnce penetrated by the spermThe egg becomes resistant to othersYou know i just had to get the firstTo give my sister a brotherYeah!1st one to the egg(Hey, what's happening sperm head(Ah, I'm a genius of work babe)(Yeah that's right, i'm a bad sucker)1st one to the egg(I ain't got no weapon, boy)(What's my name, sucker)(Fuzz Ball)(Get outta my way pent head!)We are the human raceIf it ain't legalGet out of my faceWe're in this raceBrother to winOh, I've been around onceAnd I'm comin' again bubbaThere are winners here among usThere are some of us just lunchin'If you keep doin' whatcha doin'You know you better watch outIt's your life that you're losin'We are the human raceIf it ain't legalGet out of my face(Get, get, get over there)(What do boy, what do)(I just gotta get it baby)Oh, the 1st one to the egg wins babyGet outta my way pent headGet outta my way pent head!