Bo Burnham - #Deep Lyrics
This songs about how deep I amI'm really *****ing deep broSo deep that it's called.. Hashtag DeepHave you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?Me NeitherHave you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?Meat CleaverThe people in my life are like grains of sandCause they stick togetherYeah.. Often near my butt holeIf life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fishA fish that's drowningIf the artistic process is a birth canalThan I am a freshly jellied kidCome witness my crowningCause thoughts of mineMust be a sign that I'mHashtag Deep(Newer version)If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither!(Older version)Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape? Yes, not her fault though you sick *****sThe people in my life are like blades of grassCause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!Art is a harlotAnd i am her sassy urban friendMmm, ***** it's like your being so selfishIf momma is right and the world is my oysterThan i must have an allergy to shellfishYou don't knowHow could you knowIf life makes you wish you were deadJust put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your headSpend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dreamHashtag Deep