Bette Midler - Fat As I Am! Lyrics
Fat as I am.Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?I get mistaken now for lainie kazan.How is it that Im fat as I am?Fat as I am.The cameras gonna add a ton to my can.This is the way they say godzilla began.How did I get as fat as I am?Try it again.All of my friends say I should diet again;That all my fans are gonna riot again.Look what happened to liz.All of my sinsAre not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!I could audition for the doublemint twins.No one in the biz is as fat as I is.Ah, but whats a careerWhen you put it next to knockwurst and beer?They could park a dc10 on my rear.God knows I got the gas!There goes the chair.But to tell the truth, Im too fat to care!I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.Ah, you dont give a damnWhen youre fat as I am!