Ben Folds Five - Army Lyrics
Well I thought about the armyDad said, son youre *****ing highAnd I thought, yeah theres a first for everythingSo I took my old mans adviceThree sad semestersIt was only 15 grand spent in bedI thought about the armyI dropped out and joined a band insteadGrew a moustache and a mulletGot a job at chick-fil-aCiting artistic differencesThe band broke up in mayAnd in june reformed without meAnd theyd got a different nameI nuked another grandmas apple pieAnd hung my head in shameBeen thinking a lot todayBeen thinking a lot todayOh, I think Ill write a screenplayOh, I think Ill take it to laOh, I think Ill get it done yesterdayIn this time of introspectionOn the eve of my electionI say to my reflectionGod please spare me more rejectioncause my peers they criticize meAnd my ex-wives all despise meTry to put it all behind meBut my redneck past is nipping at my heelsIve been thinking a lot todayIve been thinking a lot todayIve been thinking a lot todayI thought about the army...
