Bare***** Ladies - Mcdonald's Girl Lyrics
I leave from softball practice every nightIts getting dark, but the golden arches light up the wayI turn the corner at the traffic lightI count my money and then I rehearse what Im going to sayId like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?Chorus:I am in love with a mcdonalds girlShe has a smile of innocence so tender and warmI am in love with a mcdonalds girlShe is an angel in a polyester uniformShe doesnt try to impress anyoneShe doesnt act all tough like all the other girls that I knowShe dont treat me like a simpletonShes not ashamed to be the only other virgin I knowWhen my hamburgers cold, I get up ready to go,Shes only fifteen years old, and Im in love with her soulShes got a gold tooth, you know shes hardcoreShell show you a good time, then shell show you the door...boy!ChorusThere she stands behind the registerShes taking orders from the saddle river little leagueIf they knew how much I wanted herTheir home-room teachers would have to send them home for a weekAs I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-byeGood-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeChorusUno, dos, tres, quatroBig mac, filet o fish, quarter pounder, french friesIcey coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple piesSing that song of tasteYou can only find at one place: mcdonaldsChorus
