Bacon Brothers - I'm So Glad I'm Not Married Lyrics
Written by kevin baconWe want this to become the youre so vain of the millennium. kbTheres a line around the block, and it stretches a mileTheyre gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin smileYou got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyesAnd you got the kind of body make a man tell liesAnd when youre standing next to me, you do the little things you doI say, Im so glad Im not married, so glad Im not marriedIm so glad Im not married, to youYoure the center of attention everywhere you goSittin on the boys laps puttin on a showYou get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for freeAnd God knows youve got a lot more money than meWhen youre bendin over just to give us all a better viewI say, Im so glad Im not married, so glad Im not marriedIm so glad Im not married, to youYou introduce me to your guy and you say your love is trueWell hes a better man than i, cause hes got to live with youIn the movie of your life, he is just an extra in itBut baby, if you were my wifeTo have and hold, the truth be toldI couldnt take it for a new york minuteNow youre crying cause the paper printed something rudeYou say you never, ever, ever, ever touched that dudeWell, its the national enquirer it cant be trueBut Im not so sure they got it wrong about youYoure feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!)I say, Im so glad Im not married, so glad Im not marriedIm so glad Im not married, to you
