Bachelor Girl - Lucky Me Lyrics
Ive got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up,To blame me for his life.I get bunches of roses, from another guyAnd hate mail from his wife.I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name,Likes to make love while watching tv.And some guy calls in the middle of the night,Just so I can hear him breatheLucky me,Lucky, lucky meI have everything in this whole wide world,A girl could ever need, lucky meIve got a great car,Its a red convertible, made by mattel.Got a nice house in the suburbs,With hells angels for neighbours as well.Ive got a scholarship for a hundred years of collegeI wanna study dentistry,But my folks just want me married,And popping out the grand kids,To keep them companyChorusLucky, lucky little old meI have everything in this whole wide worldA girl could ever need, lucky me(lucky me, lucky me)I think I wanna join the hare krishnas,Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair.Theres nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy,When Im shopping at the mall, cant find it anywhere.But Ive got my tamagotchi,And Ive got my wristwatch phone.I got so many friends on the internet,I could never be alone.Ive got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax,But not enough to quit my job.Got a fools gold ring and credit card debt,Psychiatrist for my dog.Lucky meLucky, lucky little old meI have everything in this whole wide worldA girl could ever need, lucky meRepeats to fade
