Arrogant Worms - Billy Themepark Shark Lyrics
Im a shark, Im a shark,A killer of the ocean,Im a shark, Im a shark,And silently I strike.Im a shark, Im a shark,Im dumber than a tree,I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.(hes a shark, hes a shark,)I was swimming in the ocean,(hes a shark, hes a shark,)I got picked up by a boat.A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,And now my name is billy, Im a theme park shark.Billy, the themepark shark,Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.Billy, the themepark shark,He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,Now it means that its time to clean the pool...Im a shark, Im a shark,Im swimming in a pool,Im a shark, Im a shark,I dont have to fight for food,I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekendAnd Im the only shark I know who has a dental plan.Who has a dental plan.(hes a shark, hes a shark,)And Im a big attraction.(hes a shark, hes a shark,)They love to watch me jump,Ive been the star for years and Ive never been for sale,At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.Billy, the themepark shark,Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,Billy, the themepark shark,He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.Im a shark, Im a shark,But Im not in my natural habitat,Hes fat and old and lazy,But Im happy youre here.I really hope these activists dont free billy,Cuz out there in the wild, Id be dead.The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,Now it means that its time to clean the pool.Billy, the themepark sharkPerforming tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,Billy, the themepark shark,He looks just like a killer, in the wild, hed be dead.Oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.Billy, (billy) billy, (billy)The poster fish of tourism iowa!
