Andrew Jackson Jihad - Survival Song Lyrics
I broke my promise on a very sharp rockAnd I was possessed by something quite unfriendlyAnd I was haunted by a demon in my sleepAnd that’s how I learned how to surviveAnd I gave a beer to a bum that was drinkingAnd I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cookingAnd I gave water to all I thought were thirstyAnd that’s how I learned how to surviveI gave my money to the bank for safe keepingAnd I gave my money to my landlord he was needing itAnd I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleedingAnd that’s how I learned how to surviveBut if you ain’t got the do-re-mi boysIf you got the do-re-miWell you better go back to beautiful TexasOklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, TennesseeCalifornia’s a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or seeBut believe it or not you won’t find it so hotIf you ain’t got the do-re-miAnd we totally ripped off a man named Woody GutherieAnd I bought a restaurant for his son named AliceAnd I fed false information to the audienceAnd that’s how I learned how to surviveAnd I give a thank-you to my father for not raising meAnd I give a finger to my step-father for beating meAnd I give props to myself for achievingAnd god damn I’m glad that I survivedAnd god damn I’m surprised that I survivedWe just handed you a giant load of gibberishAnd I give love to a lover quite deserving of itAnd I give thanks to all of you for listeningTo the story of how we learned how to survive
