Andrew Jackson Jihad - Survival Lyrics
I broke my promise on a very sharp rockAnd I was possessed by something quite unfriendlyAnd I was haunted by a demon in my sleepThat’s how I learned how to surviveAnd I gave a beer to a bum that was drinkingAnd I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cookingAnd I gave water to all who I thought were thirstyThat’s how I learned how to surviveI gave my money to the bank for safe keepingAnd I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing itAnd I gave attention to the TV that was bleedingThat’s how I learned how to surviveSaid you really got the do re mi, boysKeeping up the do re mi(?)Well you better go back to beautiful TexasOklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, TennesseeCalifornia is a Garden of EdenAnd paradise to live in our sea(?)But believe it or notYou won’t find it so hotIf you’re really got the do re mi(?)And we totally ripped off a man named Woodie GuthrieAnd I bought a restaurant for (???)And I gave false information to the audienceThat’s how I learned how to surviveAnd I give a thank you to my father for not raising meAnd I give a finger to my step father for beating meAnd I give props to myself for achievingGod damn, I’m glad that I survivedGod damn, I am surprised I have survivedAnd I just handed you a giant load of gibberishAnd I give love to a lover quite deserving of itAnd I give thanks to all of you for listening to theStory of how we learned how to survive.
