Alvin & The Chipmunks - If A Monster Came In My Room Lyrics
Theo:But if a monster came in the room tonightWhat would we do? What could we do?If he tried to make your hair turn white with frightWhat would you do? If it was you?Alvin:I’d drown him with my soaker gun,Glue him to a chair,Put a dead skunk in his pocketI’d knock him off his feetwith a Judo sweepBlast him into space on a rocketI’d send him to his doomIf a monster came in my roomSpoken (Alvin):Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?Y’all ready to rumble?Bring it on brotherTheo:But if a monster sat of the edge of the bedWhat would you do? What could you do?Alvin:With a zipper in his neckAnd bolts in his headSimon:If it were me? Well, let me seeI’d multiply pie by his height and his weightto determine mathematicallyThe way to alter his molecular stateAnd shrink him to the size of a fleaI’d fill him full of dreadIf a monster sat on my bedAll:Ain’t no monster gonna put us downUh uh. No way.We’ll chase his face right out of townThat’s what we sayAin’t no monster gonna put us downUh huh. That’s right.‘Cause we’re the meanest munks aroundWe’re tight!Spoken (Dave):Simon, Theodore, Alvin!Go to sleep!Alvin:Oh-kay! *slams door*I am the mont-inator (tor, tor, tor)If a monster came in and decided to stayTheo:That wouldn’t be very niceWe could ask him politely to go awayAlvin:Are we munks? Or are we mice?I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate swordShoot silly string at his headSimon:I’ll use my blanket like a madadorTheo:I’ll just hide under my bedAlvin & Simon:No!All:We’ll make him face his doomIf a monster comes in our roomWe’ll send him to his doomIf a monster comes in our roomWe’ll blow him up, KABOOM!Spoken (Dave):I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!All: *quietly*If a monster comes in our roomWe’ll send him to his doomIf a monster comes in our roomWe’ll blow him up –Theo: *shouts*KABOOM!Alvin & Simon: *clap hands over Theodore’s mouth*If a monster comes in our room
