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  • Pop Hates The Beatles
  • My daughter needs a new phonograph.
  • She wore out all the needles.
  • Besides, I broke the old one in half.
  • I hate the Beatles.
  • She says they have a Liverpool beat.
  • She says they used to play there.
  • Four nice kids from offa the street.
  • Why didn't they stay there?
  • What is all the screaming about?
  • Fainting and swooning.
  • Sounds to me like their guitars
  • Could use a little tuning.
  • The boys are from the British Empire.
  • The British think they're keen.
  • If that is what the British desire,
  • God Save The Queen.
  • No daughter of mine can push me around.
  • In my home I'm the master.
  • But when the British come into town,
  • Gad, what a disaster.
  • Little girls in sneakers and jeans.
  • Destroyed the territory.
  • 'Twas like some of the gorier scenes
  • From West Side Story.
  • Of course my daughter had to go there.
  • The tickets are cheap, she hollers.
  • I was able to pick up a pair
  • For forty-seven dollars.
  • When the Beatles come on the stage,
  • They scream and shriek and cheer them.
  • Now I know why they're such a rage,
  • It's impossible to hear them.
  • Ringo is the one with the drum,
  • The others all play with him.
  • It shows you what a boy can become
  • Without a sense of rhythm.
  • There's Beatle books and T-shirts and rings,
  • And one thing and another.
  • To buy my daughter all of these things,
  • I had to sell her brother.
  • Back in 1776
  • We fought the British then, folks.
  • Parents of America,
  • It's time to do it again, folks.
  • When they come back, here's how we'll begin,
  • We'll throw 'em in Boston harbor.
  • But please, before we toss 'em all in,
  • Let's take 'em to a barber

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