Allan Sherman - If I Were A Tishman Lyrics
parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof)Oh, New York is changing.Wherever you look,Big tall buildings by TishmanTishman, ahh...If I were a Tishman,Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di(Yum di didle)All day long I'd buildy buildy build,If I were a building man.I'd build a lot of buildings,Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum(Yum di didle)Building buildings anywhere I wish,If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.I'd build the 666 5th Avenue buildingRight in the middle of the town,One block wide and forty-eight stories high.And I'd have eighteen elevators going upAnd twenty-seven more going down,All of them express to pass you by.(Di diddle di)I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,Right there on each and every floor,Each one in a style that is apropos.And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,You'd need a key to open up the door,Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!Oh, if I were a Tishman,Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum(Yum di didle)All day long I'd buildy buildy build,If I were a building man.I'd build a lot of buildings,Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum(Yum di didle)I could realize my life's ambish,Raising rents whenever I would wish,Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."If I were a rich Tishmansallysally@usa.net