2 Live Crew - My Seven Bizzos Lyrics
[note: brother marquis does all the verses.]My seven bizzos...seven days, seven ways, thats too much...my seven bizzos...On monday theres melissa, I like to be with herI get all her money and, a-then I diss herOn tuesday theres sareesa, shes my homeroom teacherShe said, after school, I would love to meet you!i said bet! with no regretBecause a night with her was one I wouldnt forgetSo then I told all my homies and they all called me phonyAnd said I was kickin a bunch of that baloneyBut they soon found out, and now they all believeCause every tuesday after school, me and her would leaveMy seven bizzos...(2x)Seven days, seven ways, thats too much...My seven bizzos...On wednesday theres wanda, who looks like jane fondaShe said she likes bikes, so I put her on my hondaI took her to the park, where it was pitch darkShe done what I asked right from the startShe got *****, then my dick got erectedBefore I rocked her *****, I had to check itBut when were in school, she tries to play it coolCause she doesnt want her rich friends to know the truthBut me and her both know all the factsShes in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is blackMy seven bizzos...(2x)seven days, seven ways, thats too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.On thursday theres trina, her perfume lingersShe likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my fingerOn friday theres frances, who likes to take chancesWhen her husbands at work, she does me dirty dancesShes my own private skeezer, shes not a dick-teaserShe knows what I like, and thats to please herOn saturday theres susie, who likes my jacuzziShe steps in ***** with her bare-ass bootyShe takes a drink, then her head starts to sinkShe slobs on bob while I play with the pinkMy seven bizzos...(2x)seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...On sunday theres connie, who *****s with slick ronnieShes a tricky-dick ***** whos out for his moneyShes always schemin and hot like a demonI thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peeinNow all these hoes belong to one playerA hard dick brother and a ***** surveyorNow yall aint heard? you better go ask your motherThat your sisters being dicked by marquis, your brotherMy seven bizzos...Seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.
